16-02-27

This email from Beth....

Maybe I'll just send you my thoughts and you can edit :D

Is it possible to feel exhausted and blessed, irritated and excited all at once? It is if you're me... I am no different than several other working mom's who have grown children that are fun to be around finally, and employees who are fun to be around...rarely.   I have decided to document my thoughts of which I'm sure are keeping us all alive. If I don't laugh I'll cry, if I cry that means I'm mad, if I'm mad you should break out your apocalypse gear.

Here we go;

My life ...

Monday-

Helllooooo, It's me. I've had a great weeeeekend so don't make me lose my shit.

Wait, what is happening?

I'm sorry what???

Bye Felicia.

Tuesday

Here's your chance,  do that dance, do the hump. (I'm sure those aren't the words but that's what happens when I wake up confused)

Let it be known, after much debate I will concede that it's in fact Tuesday not Wednesday. 

Wednesday

I have no trust for this day. Way too easy to confuse with Tuesday and Thursday.   My prayer is that this one ends without incident quickly.

Thursday

THIRSTY THURSDAY! I always wake up happy about this one.  Probably bc I know I'm on the home stretch but also because I'm really good at making plans I won't keep.  Sorry ladies.

FRIDAY

THIS TOO SHALL PASS. It is what I need to train myself to say on Monday but I'm a slow learner.  Friday is my elementary school day. Basically I doodle and check Facebook until it's a decent time to "head out a little early" because I'm over all things. 

So there I am... After reading this it would be understandable to concern yourself with my work ethic.  The good news is these thoughts don't make it to my mouth or other people's eyeballs. I'm basically a giant secret.